The hunt for embarrassing celebrity MySpace pages is on. Less than two weeks after Tom Hardy’s cringe-worthy MySpace photos made their way around the interweb, Us Weekly dug up the 2006 Myspace profile belonging to Kim Kardashian herself. While Hardy’s page was hard to top, Kim K’s similarly has us hoping we never become famous so we never have to see our old social media pages again. And from the pink background to wanting to meet God, Kim’s page is literally everything we might have predicted.
First off, like a lot of people, Mrs. West didn’t use her full name as her identity on MySpace. I’m pretty sure my name was a rotation of Fall Out Boy lyrics, but unsurprisingly, Kim went with “Princess Kimberly” and had the url “myspace.com/kimsaprincess.” It doesn’t stop there. Her bio read, “I’m a princess and you’re not, so there!” Way to hammer the point home, Kim.
The best part? Kim only had 856 friends, and in Myspace days, that was less than your average middle schooler. She’s come a long way – between Instagram and Twitter, Kim now has a combined 68.3 million followers. Let’s not forget her top friends, which included her sister Kourtney and Ray J (you know, the guy from the Kim K sex tape).
Kim might not be a princess exactly, but she is definitely living the high life nowadays.
One thing that hasn’t changed? Kim’s a total babe.
Why are celebrity MySpace pages so damn amusing? Because it proves at one point, they were just as lame as the rest of us.
Someone Found Kim Kardashian's MySpace Page (And You Probably Had More Friends Than She Did)
