By now, if you haven’t heard Siri’s answer to zero divided by zero, you are most likely living under a rock. ICYMI, Siri is basically saying you have no friends.
Apple’s built-in “intelligent assistant” (and life coach, essentially) is sassy and a total smartass, which I love. If you’re ever bored, I suggest playing the “Ask Siri Anything” game; it’s almost as distracting as Pinterest. (Yes, I totally made that name up, but it should definitely be a thing). Before you check out our gallery of her (?) best responses, search #shitsirisays on Twitter. It’s amazing. Siri, can we just be friends?
“I’m not capable of love.”
Okay, never mind.