32 Thoughts We Had During The MTV Premiere of ‘Scream’

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After getting sick of constantly having to tune into Ridiculousness and Teen Wolf, we decided we’d give MTV one more shot to really wow us. And that, they did. The premiere of the new TV series, Scream, aired on the network last night and it did indeed leave us screaming. With the exceptions of a few minor details that were rather abnormal, the show was nothing less than a spine-chilling thriller that left us thirsty for more. In the end it really all comes down to the murder mystery of a bunch of stupid teenagers, and what’s not to like about that? Altogether, we will be tuning in to watch the next few episodes in hopes to get more obvious clues as to who this disturbing masked murderer really is. Until then, we’ll leave you all with our uncensored thoughts on the show.

 

1. Girl, what weirdo boyfriend would roam your house flickering the lights on and off?

2. IS THAT A SEVERED HEAD THAT JUST LANDED IN HER POOL?

3. IDK what’s scarier – this or Teen Mom. 

4. Ugh no… the boyfriend was so hot 😥 RIP.

5. Sh*t she’s going to die too.

6. Of course she died.

7. She had such a good body though. I need to get toned like that.

8. If I ever run into this freaky masked murderer I think I’ll just immediately pass away of paralyzing fear.

9. This nerd boy is weirdly obsessed with cereal killers. He MUST be the murderer.

10. But seriously, everybody in this show is so attractive.

11. And they all have abnormally great skin for “high schoolers.”

12. Even the police chief is hot.

13. The boyfriends of the dead girl’s best friends are being SUPER sketchy. Maybe they’re the murderers!

14. UH. Is that one girl banging her teacher???

15. Apparently. 0 to 100 real quick.

16. Mysterious package at dead girl’s best friend’s doorstep. Classic.

17. It’s going to be a body part.

18. Why is this so called “Daisy” being so shady about telling her daughter who she is?

19. THE PACKAGE HAS A HEART IN IT A REAL HEART OMG!

20. One girl just referenced language arts. Pardon, do you mean english? Are we still in middle school?

21. Obviously the dead girl’s best friend’s boyfriend was canoodling with the dead girl before she died. So original.

22. Girlfriend of cheating boyfriend is going to get her own ride home?! BURNNNNN.

23. Why does the girl who is throwing the party have like five porches?

24. And honestly, why are they throwing a party after their friend just died?

25. How come every boy in this show is SO shady?

26. Why does every MTV show ever play a Hollister soundtrack in the background of practically all sexy moments?

27. THEY LEFT THE NERD ON A RAFT IN THE CREEPY LAKE! UMMM WHAT.

28. What kind of sociopathic group of teenagers would do this kinda thing?

29. How did they get him on that raft, honesty?

30. Is there swamp people in that lake? Like really curious about what just grabbed nerd boy under and tried to drown him.

31. So is this weird girl who got a pity invite to the party and got caught kissing a girl a real lesbian or nah?

32. Ugh. I probably won’t sleep tonight.

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