You’re smart, you’re funny, you’re cute…oh, why am I tell you this? You already know. But for some reason, everyone from your besties to your nosey Aunt Margaret can’t seem to stop asking, “Why are you still single?” Apparently they don’t realize that this is perhaps the most annoying question of all time.
Maybe because it’s by choice…just not yours. Maybe you’re too busy serving on your sorority’s executive board and making Dean’s list every semester to worry about a temporary boyfriend. Maybe you have a boyfriend but the questions that will come from that admission will be worse than explaining why you’re single. Pretty much, you can’t win.
During your next family gathering or girls’ night, be prepared with these sassy comebacks that will ensure you won’t be getting that awful question again for quite some time.