Please excuse me. It’s not the terrible dining hall food I’m now forced to eat, I’m just genuinely nauseated by Tyga’s relationship with Kylie Jenner.
“She a big girl, dawg, when she stimulated.” Okay, first of all—where do I f*cking begin. I’m sorry, Tyga, but when you’re a 25-year-old man keeping your relationship on the down low because your “girlfriend” is underage, that should raise hundreds, if not thousands, of red flags. Second of all: who are you to speak for Kylie Jenner? Who are you to say that she’s a “big girl when she stimulated?” She just turned 18! Why do you even know that!?
Perhaps I’m just getting too old for this music, but I am exasperated, disgusted and horrified.
I’ll always be fascinated by the lyric, “They say she young / I should have waited.” Thanks, Tyga, for admitting to your statutory rape.
It would seem that Tyga is confirming that the once-alleged sex anthem, “$timulated” is about Kylie Jenner. His new video, which dropped today, features Tyga rolling a joint, rapping throughout an empty house with a notebook of freshman boy proportions, giving Jenner a piggyback ride and eventually making out with her.
It’s a boring video; it’s a boring song. Seems like you won’t be able to afford that beachfront property for much longer, Tyga.
You can watch the video below, but do so on an empty stomach. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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