Last night, FX released three new American Horror Story: Hotel teasers that make us all want to pee our pants (partially in excitement, mostly in fear). Forget the ZzzQuil – you can officially expect to never sleep again after watching these because each and every one will leave you with nightmares and/or an undying fear of shady hotels for the rest of your life.
The first teaser, entitled, “Towhead,” features vampire orphan ghost children that await your death at the bottom of a staircase. Lady Gaga tweeted this teaser, captioning it “Meet my children. , The Countess.”
The second, “Sleepwalk,” features a mattress monster AKA a man sewn into a mattress and the third, “Jeepers Peeepers,” has a crazed demon eyeball staring at you through a peep hole. While these blood curdling teasers have us all shaking in our boots, we’re still getting really anxious to see the next season.
Check out the new teasers here:
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