Hilarious Dad Turns Real Quotes To His Kids Into A Book

We all know that kids say the darndest things (I once had a kid tell me one of the rules for walking down the hallway at school was “No kissing people.” Apparently this had been an issue in the past), but it turns out parents of young children also have some ridiculous sayings come out of their mouths. One father of five boys (!!!) from Iowa, Nathan Ripperger, started documenting some of the more bizarre things he’s had to tell the boys, and when you add some illustration, the results are highly hilarious. Now Ripperger has made a book with illustrations of 80 of the weirdest quotes.
Check out some of our favorites that will have you trying not to crack up in class below.

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