Someone REALLY Wants To Make Justin Bieber’s Penis Into A Dildo

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Just when you thought you had heard the end of the Justin Bieber skinny dipping photos, things get even more bizarre. Can’t a guy skinny dip on vacation in peace?

Everyone from your 13-year-old Belieber cousin to the Bieb’s dad himself have commented on Justin Bieber‘s, um, member, and now a sex toy company wants to make a dildo out of “Jerry.” Like, really badly.

What do you mean? 

(See what I did there? But actually, what do you mean.)

The company is called Clone-A-Willy, and they’ve reportedly offered Justin Bieber $1 million dollars to, well, clone his willy. They’ve allegedly emailed Bieber’s team, advising that replicating his weenie will be a great way to promote his upcoming album, Purpose.

Debatable, but it will be the closest most Beliebers will ever get to actually doing the dirty with the Biebs. (Just give it ten years, ladies. Even the Backstreet Boys ended up married to some boring, normal girls.)

No answer yet from Bieber…so that’s not a no!

Stay tuned.

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