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Personally, I think the hardest part of the holidays is managing to get yourself dressed up for whatever holiday party you’re attending this year. Forget finding the people you love the perfect gift – that’s the easy part. You want me to put on what tonight? After I spent the last couple of weeks studying in the depths of Hell? Certainly, you must be joking.
If it doesn’t involve me sitting in leggings on a couch covering in peppermint bark crumbs, you can count me out. Thanks, though.
Look, let’s face it: after being repeatedly beaten by your professors and finals, the holiday season tends to be the last thing on your mind. Christmas? Hanukkah? Kwanzaa? Whatever, have a holly jolly go f*ck yourself – I’m trying to nap here. You’re in your post-finals daze. Everything seems incredibly bleak. However, you can count on man’s best friend and his or her companions to cover your Scrooge-behind.
Yes, now even animals are doing the holidays better than you are.
