People Are Having Sex On Hoverboards, We Have So Many Questions

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Apparently people are using hoverboards for more than falling and making funny videos…they’re having sex on them. And yeah, they’re filming it.

How? I don’t know. I don’t think I would be able to stand on that thing let alone bump uglies on it. But it’s apparently what the kids are doing these days.

According to an article published on Broadly today, there’s a whole bizarre subculture around “hoversex.” The piece mainly centers around Drew, a 20-something guy who may or may not have too much time on his hands.

“Drew lists various positions that may work, conjuring up his own millennial, hoverboardian Kama Sutra,” Broadly writes. “‘Two people could be standing f*cking doggy style, and the person in the rear would have to move back and forth on the hoverboard,” he explains. Alternatively, one partner could lay down while the hoverboarder penetrates them from behind. ‘If it was a M-F sex situation and the woman wanted to ride the hoverboard, the guy could probably lay on his back on the bed with his feet on the floor and the woman could be on the hoverboard and face either way.'”

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Broadly/Illustration by Drew Millard

Won’t lie; I’m intrigued. Now hoverboards can join cars and planes under the “modes of transportation people want to have sex in,” although I don’t think “in” accurately describes hoverboards. On. 

I’m pretty sure this is what your teacher meant when they advised you to think outside the box more.

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