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Girls are crazy. We all know it, you’re just not allowed to call another girl crazy (to her face). Girl code, ya know? And if a guy calls a girl crazy…forget about it. Start planning your funeral because you’re a dead man.
In case you needed further proof of our madness, look no further than the latest trend on Twitter: the hashtag #WasteHisTime2016.
Essentially ladies are uniting to share ideas to annoying the hell out of guys in the new year. The premise is exactly what you would expect: think of ways to waste his damn time.
If you’re seeking revenge on that guy who ghosted on you or feel a need for payback on that guy who told you he “didn’t want a relationship right now” only to start dating a new chick a month later, these wicked ideas are definitely going to make your wheels start turning.
Ideas range from ignoring texts to getting him on your reality show just to break up with him 72 days later (looking at you, Kim Kardashian).
Fair warning: adding to this conversation could scare off the next potential bf smart enough to look back at your Twitter history.
Check out the best and most hilarious tweets for most ideas, and make sure to add your own with the hashtag #WasteHisTime2016.
ask him on a double date then show up with your boyfriend and ask where his date at #WasteHisTime2016
— GLORY GIRL 💋 (@Glorygirl600) January 7, 2016
https://twitter.com/zoeamurrell/status/685125532820713472
Get him on your reality show. Have the most expensive wedding ever then DUMP him after a few days #WasteHisTime2016 pic.twitter.com/VnYYV7GwJs
— qUiiN (@Nina_Imu) January 7, 2016
He's your baby in the messages, but when he walks up to you in person introduce him as your friend. #WasteHisTime2016
— TAT (@Titiaonnaa) January 6, 2016
Get him pregnant, tell him you gotta run to the store for some milk real quick & never come back #WasteHisTime2016 pic.twitter.com/38xqCRHctN
— RN (@DopeEthiopian) January 6, 2016
Tell him you're excited to have his last name and then marry his brother #WasteHisTime2016
— ✨ (@ASAPGUCCl) January 7, 2016
😭😭😂 "@MahirOmeragic: If u really want to #WasteHisTime2016 you get a tub of protein powder, replace it with nestle chocolate milk powder"
— Rakgadi Boips. (@Boips_Cookies) January 7, 2016
HOW TO #WasteHisTime2016 Ft. @TaylaDrake 😭💀💔 pic.twitter.com/8SSTsGaubM
— Benjamin Abiola (@SirAbiola) January 7, 2016
wait until your wedding day and then send him a snap from the airport saying "I catch flights not feelings" #WasteHisTime2016
— One guy. up there.An Apex Pr (@Snipes_lucas) January 7, 2016
Convince him you need an organ transplant, after he gets a kidney removed sell it on the black market. #WasteHisTime2016
— Cat Anagnos (@catanagnos) January 7, 2016
