It’s no secret that some people make their money by getting men to take their pants off, but Soraya Doolbaz isn’t exactly in that line of work.
She’s a photographer, but her subjects are well-dressed penises. (I know…I feel like this is a premature (no pun intended) April Fools’ Day joke too.)
Ask any dude on Tinder – dick pics are an art form. And this NYC-based photographer is here to give your pecker some personality via costumes and a well-angled shot.
She told New York Post she got the idea when she saw some doll clothes.
“Back when I was single, I would get a ton of dick pics and my friends would get them, and we would show them to each other. Some dick pics were better than the other ones, and I thought, ‘What if I took them with a professional camera?'” She continues, “I was walking through a Walmart and I saw a couple of dolls. I just put two and two together and thought I could make a personality out of penises.”
Doolbaz stands on a chair to get the perfect pic of a dressed-up dong. Over the past two years since she took her first pro dick pic, it’s now a full-blown (lolz) business with an app, and she displayed her pics at Art Basel, where prints sold for $10,000 each.
Her parents must be so proud.
Check out some of her work (that we’ve kept safe for work) below.
Now I’m wondering what the heck guys do with the photos of their fashion penises… Okay, I’ve already exceeded the limit when it comes to thinking about penises for one day.