This Is Why You Shouldn’t Bail On A One Night Stand Before She Gets Up, Fellas

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Guys, let’s have a chat.

I know you think it’s going to be way easier to just sneak out of your one night stand’s room before she wakes up, but the situation is never that simple. You will forget something, and you will be humiliated.

One house of friends had a “Wall Of Shame” full of boxers, shirts, and other items left behind by their booty calls for every visitor to see.

I know someone who returned a guy’s undies in the middle of the dining hall.

And if you think you wouldn’t forget something important like your wallet or phone, think again.

This has actually happened to me – in college, I had a little sleepover with a guy and in the morning he was gone, but his phone was still there. Obviously, I went through it (don’t act like you wouldn’t ), found out he was still texting a girl he told me he wasn’t, and that was the end of that.

Apparently, I wasn’t alone.

A college student in Ireland named Mark was so busy trying to creep out of his one night stand’s room in the morning that he forgot his phone. This was an especially stupid move considering he totally bashed on the girl, Sarah, to a friend he was texting.

Like anyone would, Sarah went through his phone to find a way to get it back to him and stumbled upon these less-than-admirable texts. Then she took to his own Facebook page to let him know just who had his phone.

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It read:

“Hi Mark, it’s Sarah from last night. Bet you thought you were clever sneaking out of my house this morning before I got up but you left your phone in my room. Looked through your messages to try and find someone to get your phone back to only to see you call me a ‘fat shit’ a ‘tramp’ and a ‘box of shit’. If you want your phone back come back to my house and get it. Love from the ‘big girl’ that certainly made a wee man out of you last night.”


Mark’s friends were quick to share the post and embarrass the hell out of the guy, who – sorry – totally deserved it.

Mark said he was just joking with the mates and blamed his behavior on “too many vodkas.”

He did get his phone back and apologize to Sarah, but he should probably be laying off social media (and one night stands) for a bit.


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