Once you find out your partner is cheating on you, it’s time to start planning your revenge. Unfortunately for one guy, his (ex-)girlfriend found out about his plans to brutally dump her a little early. Thanks a lot, Reddit.
The man shared his method of breaking up with his cheating lady on the social site. The card read, “This card will feel heavy…” on the front and “…because it’s packed with tons of good thoughts” inside. However, he crossed out “tons of good thoughts” with “your house key” and an explanation for kicking her out which includes approximately three too many other guys.
One thing he didn’t foresee was one of his girlfriend’s besties seeing the photo on Reddit and recognizing who was getting dumped.
Before he could even give the cheater the card, which he planned to do on her birthday, he got a phone call that the gig was up.
So you didn’t dump her as planned. On the bright side, you’re Reddit famous!