30 Basic Instagram Captions That Need To Die

We’ve all been there. You just spent 48 minutes editing a selfie, and now you’re ready for the caption. Another 48 minutes later, you think you finally found the perfect quote, but if it’s any of the ones listed below, you’d be sorely mistaken.

Referring to someone you’ve been dating for three days as “my person” literally makes my eyes hurt. It’s time to be original and remove these phrases from your Instagram captions…and probably your daily life too.

You’re welcome in advance.

1. “No caption needed.”

Ok then don’t put a caption, amiright?


2. “I woke up like this.”

3. “He’s alright I guess.”

4. “My ride or die.”

5. “Hey what’s up, hello.”

6. “I love you to the moon and back.”

7. “A brunette and a blonde with an inseparable bond.”

8. #FitFam


9. “But first, let me take a selfie.”

10. “*Insert name of any town/city* ain’t ready!”

11. Or “*insert name of any town/city* bound!”

12. That damn birthday paragraph. (Okay, maybe it’s kind of cute).

Meanwhile dudes are like “Happy Bday, bro!”


13. “Dysfunctional.”

14. Formal/dinner/anything with “this guy.”

15. “Good vibes only.”

16. “Squad.”

17. “____ game strong.”

18. “It’s a ____ kind of day.”

Leggings, combat boots, etc. Whatever it is, idc tbh.

19. “He’s alright I guess.”

20. “My person.”

21. Literally any Taylor Swift lyrics.

22. “Running through the six with my woes.”

Still trying to figure out wtf that even means.

23. “Obsessed with you.”

24. Anything along the lines of, “My partner in crime.”

25. “New year, same us!”

26. “Low quality pic, high quality time.”

27. “Casual.”

28. “No ragrets.”

29. “Goals.” Any kind of goals.

Although I can appreciate that you have them, at least.

30. “He liked it, so he put a ring on it.”


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