Welp, it finally happened. Mariah Carey is getting a reality show, and all I can think is WHY?! WHYYYY?! First of all, people actually have an interest in watching this nonsense? And second of all, she’s still relevant?
The 46-year-old music icon is officially coming to E! in an eight part docu-series as she plans her wedding and begins her “Sweet Sweet Fantasy” world tour. It’s called Mariah’s World, and the trailer looks absurd.
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She says, “I’m wearing these glasses because we’re in fluorescent lighting, and I have a rule which states that I will not be seen in fluorescent lighting without sunglasses.” Dear Lord.
On another note, that big ole’ rock on her finer is GINORMOUS. Um, maybe cut off a chunk of that so I can pay my student loans off? Thanks, girl.
“I am not Cinderella, my life has not been a fairytale,” Mariah said. “Forget the image, forget the rumors. I owe this to the fans.”
TBH, I have a feeling this will do about as well as Glitter.