I hate to be the one to break it to you, but I’ll give it to you straight: penis-shaped lipsticks exist in this world. I know, WTF is happening to humanity? Why is this necessary and who in their right mind would ever buy this makeup product? Contrary to popular belief (if you are a sane person), a lot of people would, according to Instagram.
The line, which is called Mushroom Penis Lipsticks, is brought to you by Diamond Dream, a makeup brand I’ve never actually heard of but am already skeptical about because hello, they’re making d*ck shaped lipsticks.
You can find the collection on Etsy and Amazon, where it sells in a pack of 12 for only $18. The collection includes creamy matte pinks, shimmery corals, and subtle nudes, but each share two things in common: a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head. Crafty!
Here’s some more questionable photos:
The reviews are equally as disturbing:
Sorry brb, my eyes are bleeding.