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Listen, getting arrested must be horrifying. I, for one, am definitely not the type of person who would do well in jail. I totally feel you, Piper Chapman. But then again, I’m also not the type of person to commit a heinous crime to land me there in the first place.
Anthony Zingale, on the other hand, wasn’t so lucky. After attending a nice party with his mother, the 19-year-old thought it was a good idea to barge in on the host’s wife while she was using the bathroom and threaten her with a knife. With his pants at his ankles and a bit drunk, Zingle tried to sexually assault the woman.
Luckily she got away unscathed by persuading him to leave the bathroom and head to a bedroom. As she opened the door, she screamed for help and Zingale put his hands behind his back waiting to be arrested. Naturally he had a different story for the officers — he just really needed to pee — and cried his way through the whole process.
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WTF Anthony Zingale?! You’re going to try and rape someone and then sob profusely during your mugshot? GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER AND STOP TRAPPING WOMEN IN BATHROOMS, THEN CRYING ABOUT IT LATER!
[H/T: The Daily Mail]
