We’ve all had our moments. You’re wasted at a bar your freshman year of college and after several tequila shots, that weird guy by the bar is substantially cuter than when he first approached you. Despite only wanting to talk about his biology homework and the fact that his eyebrows could easily be seen as one giant beast, you go home with him. Because after a few drinks, everyone starts to look like Leonardo DiCaprio, and who doesn’t want to sleep with Leonardo DiCaprio?
When you wake up you’re not only disappointed by the mediocre sex, but also disappointed by your mediocre life decisions. Oh, and the fact that he said “call me Daddy” mid-thrust. Shudder.
As horrifying and embarrassing as it is, we’ve all been there. But no one has been there like Reddit. When questioned what the sluttiest thing they’ve ever done was, people proved they had no shame. It made me feel WAY better about my college years.
Here were the best and funniest answers:
Yeah… I get that.