Because I know you didn’t get enough Chad this week. (Four hours? Get this guy reality show around him, ABC.)
Chad Johnson may just be the greatest villain to appear on The Bachelorette – possibly any reality show ever – but he’s just a guy looking for love. Before vying for JoJo’s heart, Chad was just another guy with a Match.com profile. I know, I definitely see him as more of a Tinder guy too.
It’s actually better for entertainment purposes that Chad went for Match.com – there’s plenty of room for him to act – what’s the word? – Chad-like. Cocky, arrogant, delusional, and hilarious for all the wrong reasons.
Chad, on education:
“I don’t believe in college, I am self taught in all aspects of things I personally chose to be important to know for the life that I want to achieve.”
Chad, on finance:
“Great money now, insane money later. Hard work while hardly working.”
Chad, on body image:
“I have awesome genes and I wouldn’t trade my life, body or genes for anyone elses[sic].”
Chad, on potentially being a doctor:
“I had almost met the requirements for my associates with plans of plastic surgery. But then I realized I am not a 9-5 guy.”
He’s available, ladies!