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Tiffany Trump’s Pop Single is Exactly as Bad as You’d Expect

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Tiffany Trump Song, Stream Like a Bird

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Considering all of the trouble Donald Trump has been having when it comes to finding a campaign song, he may need to just keep it in the family.

Apparently, back in 2011, his daughter Tiffany, his only child with second wife Marla Maples, released a pop single entitled “Like a Bird.” The song also features musical unknowns Sprite and Logic, the magic of autotune and lyrical gems as “Everybody’s partying / Obsessing over crazy things / I just want serenity / While living it up.”

Take a listen for yourself:

Yikes.

When it was first released, the song remained under the radar, but following Tiffany’s speech on her father’s behalf at the Republican National Convention, her past attempt at being a pop star has resurfaced. At the time of its release, Tiffany was only 17-years-old. Now, at age 22 and a recent graduate of the University of Pennsylvania, it’s come back to haunt her.

Most of the song’s Amazon reviews have been made within the last 48 hours.

“Seriously it sounds just as good as any other produced artist. Also she’s just a kid. Let’s be kind,” one reviewer pleaded.

Others were less forgiving.

“Just plain terrible,” reads one. Another, “Horrible….. Really horrible.”

“This is what happens when your parents have more money than sense,” says another.

“Regarding the use of torture in the war on terror, Donald Trump has said that as president ‘I’d bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding,’” yet another reviewer wrote. “Clearly, he was thinking ahead when he funded daughter Tiffany’s pop career.”

COLLEGECANDY Writer