The actor was spotted sans clothing while paddleboarding in Sardinia, Italy on Tuesday, and naturally the Internet is freaking out. While the photos are censored, it didn’t take long for people to realize that his um, shadow was not.
Needless to say, when NY Daily News released the photographs, a sh*tstorm ensued. You’re welcome for the following photo.
Uncensored Orlando Bloom pic.twitter.com/zXd16nF8JQ
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