This Guy Relentlessly Trolled a Salesman & It’s Just as Gratifying as You Hoped It Would Be

Getting bombarded by sales calls is virtually theĀ most annoying thing in the world. No, I don’t need your insurance. No, I don’t want your weird knives that can allegedly cut through anything. Yes, I want a free cruise, but I know you’re f*cking with me and just want my credit card number.

I can’t tell you how many times I swore to myself that the next time they called, I would just continually scream until they never called me again. But alas, I never did it. Because I respect people AND I’M NOT THE WORST.

Thankfully this guy took one for the team and trolled a salesman who wouldn’t leave him alone. As the story goes, the anonymous poster received an unsolicited text from Harris, who was apparently from a Fortune 500 company. He was trying to sell an opportunity for this guy to earn $5,000 a month from home, but this guy wasn’t having it. But instead of lashing out, he took theĀ glorious opportunity to troll Harris with naughty otter photos.


THIS IS EVERYTHING! This is one small step for liberated otters, and one giant step for everyone who hates spammers. Keep it up, people.

[H/T: Elite Daily]

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