We’re not ashamed to admit that we love Kim Kardashian. The reality television queen and million-dollar media mogul is known not just for her flawless face and fashion choices (though we’ll never forget 2008 Kim), but also her sparkling personality and quippy quotes. We’ve compiled a list of our favorite Kim Kardashian quotes, from Keeping Up With the Kardashians and the internet alike, for your enjoyment. So here you have it, ladies and gentleman, the best Kim Kardashian quotes out there (in no particular order).
“I buy myself a gift every year, so this year I bought everything I wanted.”
“There’s a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it’s like Louis Vuitton baggage — you always want it.”
“I’ll cry at the end of the day. Not with fresh makeup.”
“In recent years, I’m like too cool for duck face, so that doesn’t happen.”
“There’s nothing I love more than getting to stay home all day and not get ready for anything, which is about half the week.”
“Isn’t it funny how like, elephants like, have a saggy butt?”
“I only just started wearing underwear a month ago. And I never used to wear underwear until then.” – This was in 2015, by the way.
“I’m not buying her a f—ing pair of shoes. I bought her a f—ing career.” – Talking about sister Kourtney Kardashian
“I had dinner with [Obama] once, and he just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.”
“She [Britney Spears] said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than ‘No thanks’? Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks.”
“Kanye’s not big on putting his Grammys up and stuff like that. They literally were like, in the laundry room just randomly in a sock drawer.”
“You are just so jealous that you can’t get a Bentley and you’re trying to take my moment from me.”
“My baby is already more famous than you will ever be.”
“I also ordered pizza and Chinese food ’cause I couldn’t decide.”
“I’m doin’ it with class, ‘cause I got a big ass.” – Possibly our favorite quote of all time.
“I think if I’m 40 and I don’t have any kids and I’m not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary — like Jesus is my baby.”
All hail Kween Kim K.