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Ryan Lochte may have the looks of a Greek god and a ton of Olympic medals to his name, but he’s not exactly the brightest bulb.
Hey, you can’t have everything.
While Ryan’s dumb jock persona is slightly – slightly – cute, his latest mishap has us scratching our heads because we’re a little bit concerned that he can’t even count to 10 without issues.
You see, the Dancing With the Stars contestant took to Twitter today to wish his pup, Carter, a happy birthday. Sweet… but just one problem: Ryan’s wished the same dog a happy 8th birthday on October 23 for the past three years.
One Twitter user noticed the error, screenshotting the birthday wishes from the past three years.
how old is Ryan Lochte's dog pic.twitter.com/k1d0WLXUF1
— g (@wholegrainne) October 23, 2016
I know dog years are confusing, but that’s just not how it works.
According to one post, Carter was born in 2007, which would make him 9 this year (and meaning he made an oops back in 2014). Ryan must have realized this because he deleted his most recent bday post and replaced it with a new one citing his pup’s correct age.
9 years ago this handsome son of mine was born. Happy birthday buddy, many more to come! Love you! #mansbestfriend pic.twitter.com/55ddDuTs4u
— Ryan Lochte (@RyanLochte) October 23, 2016
All’s well that ends well. Happy birthday, Carter, no matter how old you are!
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