If there’s one thing I’m never going to pass up in life, it’s petting a stranger’s dog.ย Doesn’t matter if they’re big, small, black, tie-dyed, puffy, hairless — I WILL be petting them. Which is why I take personal offense to this awful Halloween tale.
William Barriteau, a Massachusetts pit bull owner, handed out candy to trick-or-treaters with his loyal companion Dublin beside him. Donning devil ears, Dublin was looking good, but sadly, no kids wanted to pet him.
“My dogs [sic] been greeting trick or treaters all night and they are scared to pet him and he’s so sad,” William wrote with the saddest picture ever attached. Check it out:
My dogs been greeting trick or treaters all night and they are scared to pet him and he's so sad pic.twitter.com/Oo7nsfC6uw
— ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ (@faguettte) November 1, 2016
AWW! SOMEONE PET HIM, PLEASE! Like most people with a soul, Twitter could not handle how sad this was.
let me pet him pic.twitter.com/uXN2Tcd9uJ
— mamรญ (@ohgisel_) November 1, 2016
https://twitter.com/skylinetana/status/793595749317562369
— โ amanda ? โ (@HALOVACANCY) November 1, 2016
@trashedtwink if these little uglies don't come up and hug that bundle of joy I swear pic.twitter.com/qtAZlpC0TQ
— Cris๐ฎ (@BayStateGay) November 1, 2016
— dm me 4 new acc @ (@s8ngmingi) November 1, 2016
But seriously, we feel those tears. Sadly there were a lot more where those came from, since William kept the sad tweets coming all night.
HE WAS CRYING IM SO SAD FUCK pic.twitter.com/AwMo0fMLYC
— ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ (@faguettte) November 1, 2016
look how happy he was before hand FUCK those kids pic.twitter.com/gmU6lmsBGC
— ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ (@faguettte) November 1, 2016
To lighten up the mood here are some cute pics of me and my baby pic.twitter.com/60KBTikGXF
— ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ (@faguettte) November 1, 2016
SOMEONE JUST PET DUBLIN PLEASE!!!! Luckilyย Barriteau’s aunt took matters into her own hands and made the the trick-or-treaters pet the dog in order to get some candy. At the end of the day, Dublin did get some love.
Update from my mother pic.twitter.com/wpS044sHYP
— ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ (@faguettte) November 1, 2016
So, just to clarify, not only were these kids getting free candy but they were also petting a dog. SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST HALLOWEEN EVER! Damn, kids are really ungrateful these days.
[H/T: Elite Daily]