Remember when Corinne — the latest villain to make her mark on the The Bachelor — told the other girls she has a nanny who loves making her cheese pasta? Let me refresh your memory. On Monday night’s episode, Corinne told the other contestants, “Raquel, like, keeps my life together, ok? She makes sure my bed is made every morning, makes my cucumber and my, like, vegetable slices for lunch. She makes me lemon salad. She knows exactly how much oil, lemon and garlic salt I like… I have tried so many times to make cheese pasta, and I can’t make cheese pasta like her.”
The majority of reactions looked a little something like this:
You get it. But even despite the bizarre news (which was told to Nick Viall by a concerned contestant), Corinne made it through another rose ceremony and somehow lived another day without cheese pasta. How big of her. Sadly, if fans had it their way, Raquel would never make another bowl of cheese pasta again.
A group of critics recently launched a GoFundMe page to liberate Raquel from Corinne’s awfulness and titled the cause “#FreeRaquel2K17. While Corinne is less than thrilled about the page, we can’t help but find the whole thing totally hilarious.
“Miss Olympios comes from wealth and considers herself a ‘serious business owner,'” the page states. “She helps her daddy run their multi-million-dollar company while trying to juggle a pretty much non-existing modeling career.Raquel deserves better, we can only hope that she doesn’t already suffer from Stockholm syndrome from living under Miss Oympios. Let’s all help Raquel get a better job, to get back on her own two feet. Let’s help #FreeRaquel. ”
While the $100,000 goal is nowhere near completion (so far 20 people have donated a total of $125 in two days), the comments are epic.
“We need to free her! We also need more whip cream for the show. There has to be a shortage by now!!!!” one person wrote. “FREEDOM!” another added.
And then there was this gem: “FREE HER OF CUCUMBERS AND VEGETABLE SLICES!” BUT SERIOUSLY, FREE HER OF THIS MUNDANE TASK! CORINNE CAN CUT HER OWN DAMN CUCUMBERS!!!!
Sadly the 24-year-old Bachelor villain doesn’t think this is as funny as the rest of us.
“This is not a joke anymore someone took this way too far and is trying to make money for themselves,” Corinne wrote in an Instagram post last night. “Raquel is not a slave and my family and I treat her like part of the family. Leave it alone already it’s getting old. Grow up. #raquelisfree #celebnanny”
#Celebnanny might be taking it a little far… but I guess we see where you’re coming from. I’m sure Raquel is living the dream, even despite dealing with a bratty 24-year-old who has the mentality of the average middle school girl. Whatever she thinks about her current employment, it’s good to know that Raquel has a GoFundMe page to fall back on, just in case she ever wants to make a swift break from cutting cucumbers.