Rodrigo Alves — better known as the Human Ken Doll — says he’s had enough of that plastic surgery life and is ready to move on. Of course, this is after he spent $23k on fake abs, but whatever.
The 33-year-old told the Daily Mail today that after spending more than $395,000 on plastic surgery, he’s ready to walk away from the operating table and pursue life as a fitness model.
“I’ve already had so many procedures and want to avoid having more, to become a fitness model,” he said. “I want to lose as much weight as I can and I’m living off air and liquid at the moment.”
He continued, “People say to me that I look so fit, but darling, my abs are fake. I have £22k silicone implants. My arms are fake and full of filler. I’m not fit at all. I can’t even run a mile. I am out of breath and shaking and about to faint at any moment. But I am trying.”
Alves has been working out alongside reality star Danni Levy, who’s also trying to get him to ditch the lipo for some actual exercise.
“He keeps going for lipo and I’m determined to convince him to get in shape the natural way,” she told Daily Mail. “He’s following my Six Minute Shred program, so it only takes him six minutes a day to maintain his six pack and keep any excess fat at bay.”
We have a feeling it won’t be easy for Alves to steer away from his constant plastic surgery appointments, but considering his entire body looks like one giant piece of scar tissue, we hope he does. Good luck, Rodrigo!