Okay, so everyone knows that April Fool’s Day is a trash holiday invented to make it so you trust everyone around you even less than unusual.
Still, because the Internet was born for this, I feel obligated to round up some of the best tricksters and wannabe-tricksters for your perusal.
This savage spelling test deliverer:
omg this teacher gave a fake spelling test to his kids for april fools i was DYING at rolaskatox pic.twitter.com/pnk3GinMdO
— tyler oakley (@tyleroakley) March 31, 2017
Anna Kendrick’s worries:
Ah, April Fools. A day of knowing that if you are actually injured, no one will help you. #SafetyFirst #Worrier
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 1, 2017
Rebel Wilson’s fake injury, which is not a burrito:
I just played the best April Fools gag on my crew with 1000 extras waiting inside! pic.twitter.com/ZrhTCExLw7
— Rebel Wilson (@RebelWilson) April 1, 2017
This, which I would legitimately buy, so I do not stand for this joke.
Your dreams are now a reality. NEW Garlic Gallons for only $9.99! 🍕 pic.twitter.com/xBkIupMZFZ
— Papa John's Pizza (@PapaJohns) April 1, 2017
Gigi Hadid’s fake hair chop (she could only keep up this prank for an hour):
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSV7fw-gVik/?taken-by=gigihadid&hl=en
Conan O’Brien’s dark musings:
We live in a representative democracy where elected officials are accountable to the people. APRIL FOOLS!
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 1, 2017
George Takei’s “presidential run:”
Well, the cat's out of the bag it seems. Let's do this! #Takei2018 https://t.co/Wf7qvV1eXj
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) April 1, 2017
Lex Luther’s Smallville revival (which is not a good joke because this would have been epic):
Amazon Echo’s mediocre joke:
https://twitter.com/amazonecho/status/847856062879477762?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2017%2F04%2F01%2Fus%2Fapril-fools-day-pranks-trnd%2Findex.html
Emirates’ slightly-better-than-mediocre joke:
Emirates unveils plans for world’s largest commercial aircraft. The triple-decker APR001 includes a swimming pool, games room, gym & park. pic.twitter.com/VEvTRkXT9O
— Emirates Airline (@emirates) March 31, 2017
Michael Phelps’ comeback no one wanted:
Some dreams/goals you just can't get rid of…been doing a lot of thinking n I've decided that I'm going 2 make another comeback! #tokyo2020
— Michael Phelps (@MichaelPhelps) April 1, 2017
Katheryn Winnick being straight-up rude:
Whoops.. #AprilFools pic.twitter.com/nnDyaUApSh
— Katheryn Winnick (@KatherynWinnick) April 1, 2017
Don’t leave your dorms today. Stay safe. Trust no one.
