- Okay, let’s be real for a second. What parents would really agree on a “you take one, I take one” split for CHILDREN? Like, they’re not Oreos. Yes, they’re identical twins, but they’re not the same person?? Do they know this?
- Also, if it was just a brief fight of passion, wouldn’t you think one might somehow contact the other, you know, before 11 years later? Especially considering they have two children together?
- What sort of mother sends her son to an all-girls camp without reading the brochure, and then ignores all of his phone calls? Who is this, Miss Trunchbull?
- How do Annie and Hallie both know how to fence?
- Also, what kind of bougie summer camp has fencing?
- Does Hallie secretly harbor hatred for her nose and her teeth, and that’s why she criticized Annie’s (since presumably they would be the same?)
- OMG, why does Annie turn around and salute when she is entirely naked? GET IN THE WATER girl!
- How did Annie and her friends get those beds on the roof when none of these girls have the muscle to even pick up their duffle bags?
- WHAT KIND OF A CAMP banishes two of its kids to an isolation cabin by themselves away from everyone? Like, parents sue over so much less than this.
- Did Annie invent the groutfit?
- Have no British people heard of Leonardo DiCaprio?
- Did Nick Parker inherit money from his parents, or did he genuinely make enough to somehow have that ENORMOUS vineyard to himself?
- Did Oreos and Skippy peanut butter make any money for these product placements?
- How did this picture get perfectly torn right down the middle, and how is it the only picture from their marriage? This literally makes zero sense.
- Are they allowed to speak to any other campers or participate in any camp activities?
- Couldn’t Annie have found stick-on earrings somewhere, or said her holes closed up?
- Would your parents have really noticed your lack of earrings if they can’t even notice you’re not their child?
- This isn’t even a question, but I am APPALLED at these camp counsellors.
- Are we supposed to believe Annie has never once asked her mother what her father was like or how her parents met growing up?
- Nick Parker meets Meredith and proposes to her within eight weeks when he’s never even had a girlfriend since his first marriage?
- Who doesn’t like eggs, orange juice, or bacon, but likes trout (other than, of course, Annie?)
- Did Nick Parker and Elizabeth James live in medieval times where everyone knows how to professionally fence and horseback ride?
- Why do Chesse and the butler and Grandfather know the girls so much better than their parents do?
- TBH what kind of parent doesn’t tell their daughter they have a twin? Yes, I’m still caught on this.
- And why did they break up like immature teenagers without discussion when they had children to consider?
- Does Nick even like this 26-year-old child? Because I have seen literally zero moments of chemistry between them.
- Why are the twins so salty about getting grounded when they’re literally only friends with each other and also their plan totally worked?
- And, finally: how long do we think Hallie was posing with the newspaper for before her mother and Annie finally come home?
God, this is still the best movie ever made.
