When I was in high school, my prom date asked me to the dance by decorating my (beat-up, grossly unattractive, sparkly brown) car, facilitated by my best friend.
When Louis, a high school junior from Houston, Texas, asked his friend Caitlan to the prom, he bought her a poster, trendy Mylar P-R-O-M balloons, a bag full of makeup, and a pair of LOUBOUTINS, Buzzfeed reports.
“If the shoe fits makeup your mind,” Louis wrote on the poster, using a clever play on words to highlight the bag of Sephora make-up he bought her and the nude patent pointed-toe Christian Louboutin pumps.
I would spend prom night in a garbage can with Oscar the Grouch for those prizes.
Of course, the extremely-extra promposal is going viral. The Internet is torn; some are applauding Louis for his care and effort and are labeling him a romantic. Others are bewildered that a high school junior could afford to give a friend designer pumps (Teen Vogue reports that a similar pair of Christian Louboutin shoes retail for around $675.)
Here is the original tweet that sent the Internet on fire:
— cait (@caitlannnn_) April 22, 2017
And, of course, the responses:
That was my thought. I don't care about your damn prom, let me see the master bathroom.
— Khadija "Big Labia Energy" James (@JustMiaJA) April 23, 2017
He looks so freaking happy I love it!
— Ashthecreator (@AshiieAshlynne) April 23, 2017
I can only imagine the caliber her corsage is going to be.