Breakups are hard, there is no way to get around it. Everyone copes with a broken heart differently, but laughter has to help. Laughter is the best medicine after all.
Even if you were the dumper and not the dumpee breakups are not easy. As for the dumpees, I’m really sorry. Hopefully you weren’t blindsided. Either way it isn’t fun for ANYONE involved.
But no matter how you ended up single all breakup tweets are hilarious. Breakup tweets are even hilarious to perpetually single people who can’t understand someone putting themselves out there.
So dry those eyes sweetie and keep scrolling so you can laugh your way to a mended heart.
It was an accident!
I tried to swipe a crumb off my phone and accidentally liked all 240 pictures of my ex girlfriend’s trip to Maui with Roger
— vineyille (@vineyille) March 6, 2016
Make sure to hit that like button.
https://twitter.com/tinatbh/status/591453025631395841
It’s extra funny because her name is Andy.
One time my ex was really mad at me after we broke things off & he sent me this & never talked to me again pic.twitter.com/275VRQZgHo
— Andy Rose (@AndyyRogers) July 24, 2017
HAHAHA NICE TRY!
https://twitter.com/DrakeReact/status/826134188667633665
Bless phones for making it always look like we are busier than we actually are.
Oh great. My ex just walked into this restaurant where I'm sitting eating french fries alone. Sending this tweet so it looks like I'm busy.
— Brett Ryland (@brettryland) June 1, 2015
Oh, young love.
https://twitter.com/crow_death/status/761049852302143488
This person is a savage.
When your ex hits you up, you gotta do this pic.twitter.com/20kpugG6Zn
— Selessi (@Dvillain_) January 28, 2014
I’m crying from laughter!
WTF MY EX CAN FLY???? pic.twitter.com/Yfl326nDyz
— dáme (@DameLetsGo) September 16, 2014
Can you even imagine texting your ex and asking this?
im your DJ for the night and this next one goes out to all my ex gfs: please help me what is my Netflix password i got logged out
— Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) May 27, 2015
#BreakupGoals
a woman came into the salon today to get a blow out and her makeup done
the occasion? she's breaking up with her boyfriend tonight
— Mi (@mncrodriguez) July 26, 2017
I’m out here eating good post breakup without a care in the world.
I love restaurants with iPads I have all my receipts texted to my ex. Thats right Jen you missed out on a ton of pizza. hope the babies cool
— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) March 10, 2016
It’s mostly the latter though.
Sometimes relationships don't work out because of timing, but most of the time it's because someone is an asshole.
— caprice crane (@capricecrane) October 17, 2011
The post breakup glow is real.
This is still the most accurate "girls before and after a breakup" pic pic.twitter.com/eBgYb52tE1
— Maya (@Mayaa_harperr) November 16, 2015
“Is that Blue in the background?”
today I saw my ex so I quickly picked up my phone & shouted HELLO, BEYONCE? BEYONCE FROM THE HIT MUSICAL GROUP DESTINY'S CHILD? then I ran
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) October 29, 2013
This is shady and I support it.
IF U BUMP INTO UR EX WITH HIS NEW GIRL ACT FAKE EXCITED TO MEET HER AND SINCERELY SAY "OMG I RLY LIKE UR PAJAMAS" NO MATTER WHAT SHE WEARING
— adhd (@HotMessSWAG) May 30, 2016
Hey at least you’d have some cake to eat.
Order of acceptable breakup methods from worst to best:
Text
Call
In person
Written on a sheet cake— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) June 25, 2015
Another one.
https://twitter.com/Powerful/status/684145787081736192
If they don’t think I’m the best they’ll ever have then they’re DEAD wrong.
https://twitter.com/OfficiaIKanye/status/760533191803285504
We used to be in love, but now you’re just a security question answer.
When breaking up with your first boyfriend/girlfriend, it helps to say "you'll always be the answer to my online banking security question."
— Danny Ricker (@dannyricker) September 30, 2011
Having a great time is the best revenge.
the stages of a breakup:
1. denial
2. anger
3. bargaining
4. taking pictures of everything you do to make sure people know you're having fun— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) October 5, 2015
All my exes are going to hell, meanwhile I’ll be wearing a halo.
*casually texts 'why do you deny heaven' to all my exes*
— tracy clayton-hanks (@brokeymcpoverty) April 24, 2016
I hope this cured your broken heart.
