When Drake said “This shit feels like teenage fever…” I think he was referring to the dating pool of those in Hollywood’s Hidden Hills. The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else, that has more money? Just ask Justin Bieber, Blac Chyna, J-Lo, or any of the other unsung heroes that nobly got over their breakups rather quickly, often by shacking up in someone else’s toned arms.
Drake & J-Lo then J-Lo & A-Rod
Champagne Papi wasn’t “Doin’ It Well” enough for her. He did use a sample of her song “If You Had My Love” in the song “Teenage Fever” then in “Free Smoke”, he spat ‘I drunk text J-Lo old number, so it bounce back…’ but perhaps the whole thing was just for music. No one ever confirmed whether or not the two were actually a couple. In the wake of the devastation (it was me who cried, not J-Lo), the mother of two found solace in retired MLB player, Alex Rodriguez, AKA A-Rod. The two have been inseparable since, likely bonding over their monickers featuring one letter and the first syllable of their last name which is only cool when they do it.
Selena Gomez & The Weeknd then Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber – Again
I’m not crying, you’re crying. Unsure if these are tears of joy or heartbreak as the songstress and the Starboy parted ways nearing the end of the year just in time for her to rekindle an old flame with the Biebs. It was a year of trials and triumph for Gomez who publicly shared her battle with Lupus and the challenges of her mental state but she was never alone. Despite her family’s blatant disproval for her relationship with Bieber, the two are going strong.
Blacc Chyna and Rob Kardashian then Blac Chyna and Whats His Name
If your breakup doesn’t end in a lawsuit, were you even in a relationship? Custody battles, nude photos, and secondhand embarrassment sum up the dramatic breakups and makeups of this now-dissolved couple. What was the result? Chyna was granted a request for a temporary restraining order and their child, Dream Kardashian, bonds the two forever. After Rob came Mechie (seems cool, don’t know him), Kellon Deryck- her hairstylist and probably a joke, and finally Playboi Carti who is her current love. Carti and Chyna have not confirmed nor denied their relationship but I’m definitely here for it.
Nicki Minaj & Meek Mill then Nicki Minaj & Nas
#FreeMeek from the chains of love. Meek Mill is in a legal battle and Nicki Minaj is in a new relationship. Meek and Nick were keeping things light and fluffy until the lady rapper posted on social media “To confirm, yes I am single.” That didn’t last long, Minaj started dating Nas in May which came as a surprise to fans considering she usually doesn’t date around and thrives on her own. Nicki and Nas have posted each other on social media and appear to be happy that they took their friendship to the next level.
Kourtney Kardashian &Scott Disick then Kourtney & Younes Bendjima while Scott Got Cozy With Sofia Richie
They’re on, they’re off, they’ll always be family. While we’ve witnessed Kardashian and Disick breakup only to make-up many times, it might really be over. They share three little stunners, Mason, Penelope, and Reign but no longer share a home. While the two officially split sometime in 2016, they confirmed they were not getting back together as they upgraded to newer, younger models. Literally. Kourtney Kardashian, 38 has been seen all over LA, MIA, and NYC with model, Younes Bendjima, 24. It seems as though they just miss Scott Disick, 34 and his model girlfriend, Sofia Richie, 19. Age is but a number for this (s)quad.