We get it. Couples argue. But sometimes you gotta question whether the argument is worth the headache or sounds pretty…stupid. Here’s a list of the ten most ridiculous arguments we think couples have.
1.Where and What To Eat
Okay so we are a little indecisive, but it’s ultimately a woman’s prerogative to change her mind or in this case, not have our mind made up. We have so much going on in our heads already: we may be dieting, it could be that time of the month, and so many other things could factor into why asking us where and what we want to eat can feel like pulling teeth. Be patient though, we’ll get there… eventually…
2.Cheating On Them With The DVR
So you both finally decide on a television show to watch together, and you go and watch the new episode without her. Oh, the pettiness. The betrayal. The disloyalty. Smh.
3.Liking Another Girl’s Picture On Instagram And Not Liking Your Girlfriend’s
Just Be Afraid. Be Very, Very Afraid. Hell hath no fury like a pissed off woman mad at her partner for liking another woman’s picture- and don’t let her be pretty cause then you really stepped in it.
4. Bad Dreams
It doesn’t matter that it wasn’t real, it still happened, it’s still your fault, and I am still mad at you.
5. Hogging All The Covers
All out wars have erupted between couples over sharing a blanket. Instead of you both having a blanket of your own though, couples will argue when one wakes up in the morning completely freezing because their partner ripped the blankets off of them in the middle of the night.
6. French Fries
We’ve seen it play out between Rob & Chyna on national television. You know, when a then-pregnant Chyna let Rob’s fries slip to the floor as he drove causing it to turn into World War III. To avoid all “French Fry Fallouts,” we advise getting separate fries. It keeps things peaceful-trust us.
7. Not Minding Your Toilet Manners
Diving into the toilet after we’ve showered is NOT a gal’s idea of a good time. Neither is going to the bathroom to handle our business only to discover at the MOST unfortunate time that the toilet paper wasn’t replaced.
He will never effing admit that he got y’all lost after he insisted on driving and she will never admit that she wasn’t paying attention and made you miss a turn. It just won’t happen, so both of you just sit back and enjoy the detours.
9. Who’s Shutting The Light Off
Invest in a clapper and quit complaining about how high the damn bill is. Especially when you know neither of you wants to get outta bed to cut it off.
10. Temperature Control
You’re hot, he’s cold. She’s cold, you’re hot. Honestly, this argument never gets old, and we suggest doing what every other couple does and adjust the thermostat to your liking when your partner isn’t looking.