That’ll Show Ya! The 10 Best Instagram Captions To Post After A Breakup With Your Ex

After a crappy breakup, taking a break from social media to mourn the relationship and get over our ex is totally normal. After our fair share of junk food binges, a little retail therapy, and some much needed gal-pal therapy sessions, getting back out there socially is a bit easier. But once we’re ready to get back into Instagram’s saddle, finding the perfect caption with our latest “I’m-totally-over-your-punk-ass” selfie to show our ex who we know still follows us (because we’ve been checking daily), that we’ve got our shit together and have moved on, is not so easy to do…until now.

We’ve scoured countless “Girl Power” Anthems, “You Suck” Ballads and tons of other quotes to give you the 10 best captions to include in your next Instagram post that will show your ex just how much he lost.


When You’re Feeling Yourself

1.” Started wearing less and goin’ out more.” — Drake, “Hotline Bling”

Show him just how well those extra gym sessions have been working for you.

2.”I woke up like this #flawless.” — Beyoncé, “***Flawless

Well that and with the help of some new makeup from Sephora and binge-watching Youtube tutorials.

3.”I should let you know ahead of time I’m coming back on my worst behavior.” — Drake, “Worst Behavior”

Because when I was good, you screwed me over so eff that.

4.”I’m on top of the world.” — Imagine Dragons, “On Top of The World”

Now I can finally put back on my crown and resume being a bad ass b***h.


When  You’re Single and Ready To Mingle

5.”Catch flights, not feelings.” — Unknown

Flights are less expensive.

6.”I’ve got new rules, I count ’em.” — Dua Lipa, “New Rules”

It’s never too much.


When Your Squad Is Goals

7.”Live fast, die young, bad girls do it well.” — M.I.A., “Bad Girls”

And with our besties by our side.

8.”I be stuntin’ with my clique.” — Tinashe, “2 On”

We go in, and we go hard and look good doing it.

9.”I’m just having fun with my ladies here tonight.” — Kesha, “Woman”

Because we’ve missed out on way too many when we were cuddled up with his stupid ass.

10. “Who run the world? Girls! “-Beyonce, “Run the World(Girls)”

 

I mean, that doesn’t even need an explanation.

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