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Did you really dress up for Halloween if you didn’t Instagram it? Every costume and Halloween inspired Instagram post needs an equally clever Instagram caption to go along with it.
Thinking of a caption is so hard, that’s why compiled 31 perfectly spooky and witty Halloween captions for you. Check them out below.
1. “Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bubble.” — William Shakespeare
2. Swish, swish, witch.
3. “Where my ghouls at?” – Monster High Frights Camera Action
4. “I’m a mouse, duh” – Mean Girls
5. Resting witch face.
6. Basic witch.
7. Ghouls just want to have fun.
8. “It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.” – Hocus Pocus
9. Do you want tricks or treats?
10. At this point, my blood type is pumpkin spice.
11. Boo Felicia
12. “Halloween is cool.” – Halloweentown
13. Creepin it real.
14. All my best ghoulfriends are total witches.
15. “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” – Tim Burton
16. Boo to you too.
17. “She is like a cat in the dark. And then she is the darkness.” – Stevie Nicks, “Rhiannon”
18. “Mischief managed.” – Harry Potter
19. Let’s get sheet-faced.
20. “I am the pumpkin king!” – The Nightmare Before Christmas
21. Not every witch lives in Salem.
22. “One person’s craziness is another person’s reality.” – Tim Burton
23. There’s a little bit of devil in her angel eyes.” – Love and Theft, “Angel Eyes”
24. “I’m a ghost with the most, babe.” – Beetlejuice
25. Basic witch alert.
26. “By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” – William Shakespeare
27. If the broom fits, fly it.
28. “Be afraid… Be very afraid.” – The Fly
29. Angel by day. Devil by night.
30. “I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick.” – Lady Gaga, “Bad Romance”
31. “Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.” – Stephen King
