It’s like all the stores you walk in wanted to remind you that the most romantic time of the year is here, and you are once again surrounded by those red hears, chocolates and teddy bears. It’s another time to share love besides Christmas–or you know, complain profusely about it.
At least there are jokes. So whether you are single, taken, or in a complicated situation, it is time to celebrate the most mixed feelings holiday of the year with some Twitter gold! Here, we collected 20 tweets for you to go lol.
A Date? Sure.
"Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?"
Me: Yes… February 14th
— Zachary (@zacharywhyde) January 28, 2018
Chocolate Vs. Turkey, Anyone?
we should cancel Valentine’s Day and have a second thanksgiving
— hp ☆ (@harleyelise_) February 2, 2019
Wait For It…
Two types of people on Valentine's Day pic.twitter.com/mZHjdLjTUZ
— T-Foots (@t_foots) February 1, 2016
Zendaya Had The Perfect Clap Back
Roses are red, violets are blue, leave me alone.
— Zendaya (@Zendaya) February 14, 2018
But In Fact…
"Actually, violets are violet," I say, ripping up her poem.
— Anna (@anjvs) February 14, 2015
Some Other Excitements For The Day 🙂
Can't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out.
— Ruthe Phoenix (@RuthePhoenix) January 24, 2015
Aw, We Feel You
— whiffaNy (@Whiffany) February 1, 2018
Listen, Kid, Your Granddad Was Just Like You
classic Valentine's Day meme. the type of meme you'll tell the grandkids about. pic.twitter.com/RauOvZgGwq
— maurice (@tallmaurice) February 14, 2018
So…You’re Turning Into Human Or Staying In Beast Forever?
On which date do I bring this up 😬 pic.twitter.com/Jk69FFuZh3
— Marc (@MarcSnetiker) February 14, 2018
Don’t Worry, We’ll Still Have A Great Time
If you're single on Valentine's Day you're allowed to have two dinners right?
— Mitchell Davis (@mmitchelldaviss) February 6, 2016
Plans For Valentine’s Day?
Person: "You have any plans for Valentine's day?"
— Jack (@J4CKMULL) January 24, 2018
Really, I’m Not Lying
Gigantic happy Valentine’s Day to my wonderful girlfriend that I obviously have. We are very in love. She is very much alive. Don’t ask about her, she wants our love to be private. I am not single.
— ethan (@CrankGameplays) February 14, 2018
Valentine’s Day Gifts Are Not Only For Couples
Wow, look at the Edible Arrangement I got for Valentine's day. So beautiful pic.twitter.com/sTAOyyj0OL
— Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) February 14, 2015
I’ll Admit It’s Way Better Than Chocolate & Roses
Impress your lady this Valentine's Day by giving her a delicious gourmet box of listening
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) January 20, 2015
There’s A Twist
HOW TO MAKE A VALENTINE:
1. Get paper
2. Color paper red
3. It looks like bleeding paper
4. This used to be a living tree
5. We are monsters
— Chris Worthington (@SomeChrisTweets) February 11, 2015
Still Got Your Grandma If You Don’t Have A Valentine
Just now realized that it’s Valentine’s Day… only cuz my grandma texted me and asked if I received her chocolates she sent me. I’m not kidding at all.
— Ethan Dolan (@EthanDolan) February 14, 2018
You Just Can’t Get Away. Never.
Rude of ikea to shame single people on Valentine’s Day pic.twitter.com/9ffJxZfE1Y
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) February 15, 2018
There’s No Difference!
Friend: what are you doing for VD?
Me: taking antibiotics and drinking cranberry juice
Friend: Valentine's Day…
Me, leaning in: taking antibiotics and drinking cranberry juice
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@SJSchauer) January 29, 2019
Anna Speaking The Truth
Can we drop the pretense of "President's Day" and just call it "I needed a long weekend because Valentine's Day is garbage"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 17, 2014