This post is for my ladies. Have you ever multitasked while receiving a nude from your sexy boy toy? Don’t feel guilty. It’s not like we’re just casually laying in bed, in our lingerie, touching ourselves and thinking of nasty things. No. Who has the time to do that anyway? Especially if it’s your ONLY off day and you’re still working. On your off day. Here’s what I’m doing, lover boy.
1. Washing the dishes.
Of course, I have clothes on. Who washes dishes naked?
I’m not doing this by choice. I just needed the extra money.
3. Sitting in the waiting room.
Could be at the clinic. Could be at my therapist’s office. Who knows?
4. Number 2.
I do it, too, you know. I don’t smell as bad as you do.
Seriously. A girl’s gotta get her full 7 or 8 hours of sleep. Naps included.
6. In line at the DMV.
I mean, you do want me to have an updated license or ID.
When I said I was, “So wet.”, I meant it. Forreal.
8. Being a good friend.
My best friend just broke up with her boyfriend. We’re having a Lifetime movie marathon right now. Leave a message at the beep.
9. In line at the grocery store.
I’m not the only one who decided to rack up for the whole month today, okay?
10. Helping my grandma update her Facebook status.
She wants my Aunt Shirleen to know that her mac-n-cheese is better than hers. It’s a friendly family competition.
11. Mani/Pedi Time.
Listen, my dogs were barking, and my hands were starting to look like yours — all ashy and rough and manly-ish.
12. Catching the train.
Unfortunately, I couldn’t afford an Uber ride to work today, so, I’m taking a frugal approach.
13. Watching old reruns of Flavor of Love.Wenn
Deelishis was always my fav.
What? I needed some more sexy undies for your nude pics unless you don’t want them.
15. Playing with my stomach rolls.
I just wanted to see what I would like pregnant.