20 Hysterical Pick-Up Lines That Will Delight Your Crush

Funny pick-up lines always come in handy because you never know when you’re going to meet your crush. So why not start conversing with some cliche and funny casual talk because you may only get that one chance to make your mark. Flirting with your crush is so hard and awkward. We’ve all been there too, unfortunately. But we are here for you! For this reason, it’s a good idea to always have ready some really good pick up lines that work. Here are some hilarious examples that are guaranteed to work – or so have some effect:

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1. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

2. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

3. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

4. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

5. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

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6. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

7. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

8. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

9. Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

10. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

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11. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

12. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

13. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

14. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

15. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

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16. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

17. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

18. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

19. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

20. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

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