Starbucks Coffee Creamers Coming To Stores Near You

Basic b*tches rejoice! Starbucks is officially releasing its own line of coffee creamers that will be available for all of us basic b*tches to pick up in our local grocery store. Instantly become your own barista and start making your fave Starbucks drinks in the convenience of your own kitchen — and without the hefty price tag.

The mega coffee company will start off releasing three different coffee creamers to resemble three of its most popular drinks — Caramel Machiatto, Cinnamon Dolce Latte, and White Chocolate Mocha.

The Caramel Machiatto is probably the most popular of the three as its “sweet, buttery caramel” flavor is sure to appeal to anyone with functioning taste buds. The White Chocolate Mocha is one of Starbucks biggest holiday season hits as it tastes like a decadent mix between creamy white hot chocolate and classic coffee. Lastly, the Cinnamon Dolce Latte is a mouthwatering combination of cinnamon, vanilla, and brown sugar.

The creamers will be hitting grocery stores this August, so if next month you see me going 50 in a 25 in the direction of the grocery store, mind your business.

Perhaps the only thing missing from this trifecta is Starbucks coveted Pumpkin Spice Latte, otherwise known as the famous PSL for us cultured ones. I guess if I was Starbucks, I probably wouldn’t want just anyone having access to that deliciousness, either.