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But don’t worry, I’m here to remind you. We all have our moments, but with fame the absurdity is imprinted in the public’s mind forever. Enjoy these 27 quotes from your favorite celebrities that will make you laugh and make your jaw drop. Your hilariously ignorant mistakes don’t go unnoticed. You rock, never change.
Paris Hilton
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“No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London.”
Christina Aguilera
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“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
Shaquille O’neal
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Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?”
Shaq: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”
Britney Spears
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“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
Justin Bieber
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When old enough to vote, Bieber was asked about what political party is support lies. His response: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”
Kellie Pickler
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“I thought Europe was a country.”
George Gobel
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“If it weren’t for electricity, we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”
Kanye West
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“I actually don’t like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don’t. I do not like to think at all.”
Mike Tyson
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“I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian”
Jessica Simpson
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“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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When asked on his views about gay marriage, the man expresses pure logic. “No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
Jaden Smith
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“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”
Cameron Diaz
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“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”
Carl Everett
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“God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can’t say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex.”
Brooke Shields
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“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.”
Dalai Lama
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“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”
Sienna Miller
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“I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.”
Amanda Bynes
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In a tweet to Rihanna: “Chris Brown Beat You Because You’re Not Pretty Enough.”
Kim Kardashian
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After her 72-day marriage to basketball player, Kris Humphries: “I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.”
Craig T. Nelson
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“I’ve been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No.”
Bill O’Reilly
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“I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…”
Sylvester Stallone
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“The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can’t change. After I die, I’ll probably come back as a paintbrush.”
David Beckham
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“We’re definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don’t know into which religion.”
Lena Dunham
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“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”
Elizabeth Hurley
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“I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were,” she says laughing, “She was very big.”
Geraldo Rivera
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“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.”
Madonna
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“One of the biggest problems in the world right now is nuclear waste… That’s something I’ve been involved in for a while with a group of scientists – finding a way to neutralise radiation.”
