‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, because everyone was busy posting pictures online.
Christmas trees, holiday lights, family photos and throwbacks to the drunken holiday parties with your friends. It’s the most wonderful time of year and seeing the endless stream of magical, festive photos flooding your newsfeed never get old, but the captions sure do. Yeah, we know, you’re the naughty list. Your friends are on the naughty list. Your friends friends are also on the naughty list. But yet, you’re all Santa’s little helpers.
Get some inspo from these quotes and stand out this year with an original, festive caption! Merry Christmas!
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.” –Unknown
“All of the lights.” –Kanye West
“All the jingle ladies!” -Unknown
“If Santa and The Holiday Armadillo stay in the same room for too long the universe will… implode!” –Chandler Bing, Friends
“It’s the most wonderful time of the year.” -Andy Williams
“Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol.” –Buddy, Elf
“Help me, I’m feeling!” –The Grinch, How The Grinch Stole Christmas
“*Puts selfie on top of tree because I am a star.*” –Unknown
“Here’s to a lousy Christmas and a crappy new year.” –Ross Geller and Rachel Green, Friends
“Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.” –Kevin, Home Alone
“This is Christmas spirit, as in spirits, booze.” –Michael Scott, The Office
“And then, on Christmas Eve, we leave the cookies out for Santa’s reindeer. Santa prefers gum.” -Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls