I am dumb person . . . at times. Some of you might be, like, “More like all the time.” I’d say you were correct but I do manage to put pants almost everyday and that is no small feat. There are somethings however that I cannot do. For whichever reason, there are some tasks that give me little bouts of childlike anxiety or are nearly impossible for my brain to comprehend. Talking on the phone will never not make my heart race. I’ll never be able to talk to someone over the phone without constantly interrupting them and cutting them off. The thought of talking on the phone fills me with such an awkward irrational fear that I only answer it if it’s my dad.
These are the 9 things I should probably know how to do by now.