Because being a human being isn’t embarrassing enough as it is. An American exchange student was found trapped in a vagine sculpture at Tübingen University’s institute for microbiology and virology in southern Germany. It took 22 firefighters to get him out. Did they try lube? (a har har har)
How did he get trapped?
He was looking for the elusive G-spot!
How did he get trapped?
He was making an existential return to the womb!
How did he get trapped?
Vagina dentate.
The sculpture is called Chacán-Pi (Making Love) and was created by the Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara. It’s a 32-ton sculpture made out of red Veronese marble, so basically it’s exactly like every other vagina on Earth. It’s still unclear how this guy got stuck in it, while it took 22 firefighters to free him, they didn’t require any tools.
The mayor of Tubingen told the news, “Even when considering the most extreme adolescent fantasies. To reward such a masterly achievement with the use of 22 firefighters almost pains my soul.”
