After selling only 530 albums in the UK and and 54 in Australia, Thirsty Robin Thicke continues to slay all of your faves by partnering with 1-800-Flowers to sell ‘Get Her Back’ bouquets. I feel bad for 1-800-FLOWERS since they probably don’t read the news (I a assume they are Olds working there) and think a young, hip celeb is endorsing their brand.
Little do they know Thirsty Robin Thicke is exactly who dudes trying to get their ladies back should not want to identify with. Questions I have: 1.) Why? 2.) Does each ‘Get Her Back’ bouquet come perfectly wilted in the tears of Robin Thicke’s swift drift into irrelevance? 3.) Does each red rose in the ‘Get Her Back’ bouquet come with a receipt so that the woman in question can get a refund for this wack ass clichéd attempt at intimacy and forgiveness?
See you again as the Sad Pathetic Thirst Tour 2k14 continues!
