This week on The Mindy Project, Danny stumbles upon Mindy’s diary and thinks good things will happen if he reads it, proving what we already know: Danny has never really watched a rom-com.
1. Lusting makes her hungry.

Well really, the fact that the objects of her lust often remind her of food makes her hungry, but still.
2. She has a really well stocked shower caddy (which Danny just doesn’t appreciate).

3. She’s thought Danny was cute since forever.

Like, residency forever.
4. She has signed head shots.

Because you never know when you might need them.
5. She was the top of her medical class.
6. She sleeps with meat sticks.

And no, that’s not a euphemism. Girl needs her protein.
7. She’s got the mentoring thing down.

It’s kind of accidental mentoring, but it still gets the job done.
8. She wants a diamond ring in her stocking.

One way or another I think there’s going to be a big Christmas episode this year.
