Hey Zayn Malik,
I think we need to have a little talk.
You seem to be having a bit of an identity crisis since breaking our fragile hearts and leaving One Direction. As girls, we know well that when you need to mark a change, your first call is to your hairdresser. We know a former boy bander of your level is no exception to this rule.
First, you followed in the footsteps of Nick Jonas and Justin Timberlake by shaving your head when you went solo. Won’t lie, it was pretty hot. We dug it. But you didn’t stop there. You got weird and decided to dye your remaining hair green.
https://instagram.com/p/3mse4uQj4L/?taken-by=zaynmalik
Thankfully, your Joker-head is gone, but instead of going back to natural, Zayn, why have you decided to go blonde? It’s not your best look.
https://instagram.com/p/4UXGQNQj5V/?taken-by=zaynmalik
In case you haven’t noticed and your team is too nice to tell you, you look like Eminem. In a bad way. Twitter has noticed, and they aren’t afraid to tell you.
Zayn or eminem. You'll never know. pic.twitter.com/6BHgb8VtGe
— niall 👻 (@njhes17) June 25, 2015
If you need someone to talk to or even a hug, please know we’re here for you Zayn.
The empty hole you left in One Direction is enough for us to handle already. Don’t take away your hotness too.
