You’ve probably heard of/seen/had nightmares about “Two Girls, One Cup.” If you haven’t, don’t look it up. All you need to know is that it’s absolutely disgusting, but what I’m about to tell you is even worse. Think of it as “Two Tampons, One String.” If friendship bracelets aren’t cutting it for you and your bff, the Friends Forever Tampon is the product you’ve been waiting for.
Friendships between two girls are already pretty intimate, and true, your period is probably already synced with your bestie. However, this would definitely be taking your friendship to the next level. Friends Forever Tampons creator Kat Thek says the product is guaranteed to “bring you extremely close to your best friend for up to eight hours at a time.” ‘Cause nothing will make you feel less bloated and irritable than being literally connected to your bestie by your vaginas.
If sharing a maxi pad with your BFF is your idea of fun, Thek says there’s a Friends Forever Maxi Pad in the works and it will “make it easy to get into the flow and ride horses/dance in white pants with your best friend.”
I have so many questions. Mostly…why?
If this is of interest to you, the retail locations in NYC are on the website. As for me, this is one blood pact I will not be participating in. I’m having a hard time believing it’s real…it’s a little late for a April Fools joke, isn’t it?
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