Leonardo DiCaprio’s lack of Oscars is the butt of many jokes. Maybe we’ll all stop laughing next month – the guy is nominated for the fifth time for his role in The Revenant. However, if Leo loses again, we have an idea – he has to undergo an extreme physical transformation. (After all, the guy has looked exactly the same for 20 years – not that we’re complaining.)
Think about it – actors like Anne Hathaway in Les Miserables, Christian Bale in The Machinist, and Matthew McConaughey in Dallas Buyers Club won Oscars for characters that required them to lose a ton of weight. Maybe Leo could go the other way and gain some pounds for an award-winning role.
DiCaprio’s “dad bod” has already been the talk of Hollywood, and luckily for him, we know exactly what Fat Leo would look like thanks to this man.
https://twitter.com/EnglishRussia1/status/687596862459785216
Fat Leo, as it says, is in the Russian forces, but little else is known about him (besides that he has a healthy appetite).
But here’s an idea, let’s recruit Swedish 90s Leo, Fat Leo, and Real Leo to all appear in a movie about Leonardo DiCaprio’s life.
When Fat Leo wins the Oscar, he can thank me first as Real Leo sobs.
Update 2/19/2016
Fat Leo is now starring in a Russian reality show! Moscow security guard/IT worker Roman Burtsev (yup, they found his name) follows him as he tries to further resemble Leonardo DiCaprio. We’re talking weight loss, Botox, voice lessons, and access to Hollywood parties to get comfortable with that Leo-level fame.
Obviously, mall photos on a fake Titanic are part of the fun.
Тысячи женщин мечтали оказаться в объятиях Ди Каприо. И мы нашли для них Ди Каприо!#романсдикаприо #ДиКаприо24https://t.co/uCrSkctjUD
— Москва 24 (@infomoscow24) February 16, 2016
