How To Impress Your Valentine, Depending On Whether He’s A Democrat Or A Republican

republican vs democrat dating habits

Clover

Wondering how to get laid on Valentine’s Day? Well, it depends on who your date plans to vote for.

Dating app Clover is helping you out on February 14 by finding out what turns Democrats and Republicans on. After all, if their political views differ, their taste in music must too. The folks at Clover analyzed interest and political affiliation data from 700,000 users aged 18-65 and found out that nothing says “I love you” more for Democrats than a dime bag of weed and a venti vanilla latte. As for Republicans, the fastest way to their heart is a semi-automatic and sex on the beach. Who knew they were into such public displays of affection?

Now all you need to do is stalk your crush on Twitter. If he’s constantly bashing Trump, hit up your drug dealer and make a hip hop playlist. If Hillary is on his sh*t list, maybe a picnic will lead to a memorable Valentine’s Day.

Check out the infographic with your four-step guide to getting lucky on Valentine’s Day below.

democrat vs republic Infographic

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